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Trying To Get My Son To Fall Asleep
Me: What some people do is imagine a pleasant meadow with some sheep jumping over a fence. You count them as they jump over. My son: Doesn’t work. Tried it. Me: Well, how many sheep did you count? My...
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Courtesy of my seven-year old son who came up with the pattern himself (it’s three pieces of paper — no tape, of course) without instructions.
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My son: Dad, look at this guy. He’s boxing a kangaroo. Me: Well, that’s something to grow up to be. My son: No. He’s going to DIE.
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We’ve got a big splotch of primer on our kitchen wall that we’re not ready to paint over right now so we’re using it to frame my sons Minotaur collage for the time being.
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